After George reunited in Cartagena with our little shipping party, we decided to head north (momentarily breaking our south-only driving rule). We stopped by Volcán de Lodo El Totumo on the way. Technically it’s a volcano, but the only thing it’s spewing is mud. A minute climb up a muddy staircase will have you at the top of this behemoth. We decided not to partake because of the sizzling temperature and long drive ahead of us (that’s my story and I’m sticking to it).